I recognize your post is meant to be humorous but BMW will come to realize they are causing self-inflicted harm to their brand by this simple decision to discontinue DVD service manuals. Hubris is one thing, but when hubris begins to impact the bottom-line, that's when the higher-ups start asking questions.
BMW wants the R18 line to be successful. Good! I want it to as well, just as much as I wish the r1200c line was before it. But BMW also needs to realize that there's a good many American cruiser owners who DON'T get their bikes serviced at dealers or shops; They do the work themselves. There's an old Harley joke that spring/summer/fall's for riding and winter's for fixing and rebuilding.
I've observed that BMW employs a LOT of PhD's. I don't pretend to understand German culture, but on the flip-side, they seem to think they have come to understand OUR culture, regarding American cruisers. PhD's are academics (e.g. "book-smart") but based on their decisions, like the recent
decision to charge monthly fee for heated seats in its bimmers, BMW is increasingly losing touch with its customers in favor of squeezing out every last penny. And, like Bwana is eluding to, with the upcoming recession (it IS coming, IMO after November midterms), people will be pinching pennies and watching YT on how to do their own maintenance.
As for me, once my warranty expires, I have no inclination to scurry like a lemming back to the dealership if I get a CEL or something breaks. I'll just...figure it out without a service manual

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Mike
P.S. Also, my profile pic is "Lady Dimitrescu" from the "Resident Evil Village" video game. Since my R18TC has big cans sticking out either side, and the good lady is...shapely, the name seems to fit nicely