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Scott Semone
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I do not enjoy computer jokes. Not one bit.
When chemists die, they barium.
Jokes about German sausages are the wurst.
A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type-O.
Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!
Broken pencils are pointless.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
When chemists die, they barium.
Jokes about German sausages are the wurst.
A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type-O.
Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!
Broken pencils are pointless.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
Longshot
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I just applied for a job hanging mirrors....thats something I can see myself doing
That's all I got
Carry on
That's all I got
Carry on
My buddy frantically tried to hand me his epi-pen just before he died. I was very touched. I guess he just REALLY wanted me to have it.
As an owner of a 1971 BSA, in addition to my R-18TC, this joke struck me as especially funny... "Why do British folks like warm beer? Because Lucas makes refrigerators, too!" 
Back in the late 60s/early 70s I had a few Triumph bikes as well as a MGB and TR4A IRS so I fully appreciate your posting above regarding Lucas Electrics. I remember a cartoon from back then with a guy waking up in his hospital bed after his operation and screaming "OMG, you installed a Lucas pacemaker?!?'
Ulrich
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Owning an MG, I fully agreeAs an owner of a 1971 BSA, in addition to my R-18TC, this joke struck me as especially funny... "Why do British folks like warm beer? Because Lucas makes refrigerators, too!"
