You're a riot Black Dog!
No sir. What I'm hoping for is someone who accepts a couple hundred bucks for a pair of mufflers that I will cut up, with the hope of developing a way to make them sound a bit more "manly" and still look nice. The process may sound great and look great at the end OR it may prove fruitless and show that the OEM parts are ONLY USEABLE as made by BMW. In the last case, what I pay for them will be lost money on my part. I'm OK with expending some shekels in the interest of "science and improvement". Whatever the outcome, I will report back here with the results. But I can't afford to dissect a pair of very expensive mufflers hoping that we will all gain from the experiment.
Not to worry... sooner or later someone who has no use for the OEM mufflers will show up and be happy to get a couple hundred bucks for what will otherwise only collect dust in the attic. I'm in no hurry.